sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache
everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.
tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed
I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing
goals in life;
- have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
- be that friend
I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life